Costa Rica Mad Libs

Fill in the blanks

Pick a story about life on this coast, give us a few words without peeking, and read what you have done. Then send it to someone.

Four stories. Print one, fill the blanks in pen, read it aloud.

Your First Morning in Playas del Coco

I woke up at ______ (a number) in the morning to a sound like a ______ (an adjective) ______ (an animal) being ______ (a verb ending in -ing) outside my window. It was a howler monkey. It was the size of a ______ (a thing) and it wanted the whole of Guanacaste to know. I stumbled to the kitchen, poured myself a glass of ______ (a liquid), and watched a ______ (a colour) iguana the length of my ______ (a body part) sunbathe on the wall like it paid rent. By eight it was already hot. I put on my ______ (a plural noun), walked down to the beach and ordered a casado with a side of ______ (a food). The waiter said "pura vida" and I said "______ (an exclamation)", which is not how you say it. I have lived here for ______ (another number) days. I have never felt so ______ (an emotion) in my life.

Buying a Car in Costa Rica

My friend ______ (a friend's name) said buying a car in Costa Rica would be ______ (an adjective). The first one I looked at had ______ (a big number) kilometres on it and a ______ (an animal) living in the ______ (a part of a car). The seller assured me this was normal. At the Dekra inspection, a man in a ______ (a colour) uniform stared at my ______ (a body part) for ______ (a number) minutes and then stamped something. The lawyer needed three copies of my passport, a bag of ______ (a plural noun) and my signature in blue ink, not black. Then I paid the marchamo, the yearly tax named after the sound you make when you see the amount: "______ (an exclamation)!" Now I drive a ______ (a year) ______ (a made-up word) with one working ______ (another part of a car). It is the most ______ (another adjective) car I have ever loved.

Saturday at the Feria

Every Saturday morning we go to the feria. You need a ______ (an adjective) bag and about ______ (a number) thousand colones. The first stall had ______ (a fruit or vegetable)s the size of a ______ (a thing), and the man behind it called me "______ (a pet name)" and threw in a free mango. My ______ (a relative) tried to speak Spanish and accidentally ordered ______ (a number) kilos of ______ (a vegetable). A ______ (an animal) walked past like it owned the place, which in Guanacaste it does. We ate ______ (a snack) out of a paper bag while a man with a ______ (a musical instrument) played something ______ (another adjective). We got home sunburnt and happy, with ______ (a plural noun) in every pocket, for less than a ______ (something expensive) costs back home.

Nobody Warns You About October

Nobody warns you about October in Guanacaste. It rains every afternoon at ______ (a number from 1 to 12) o'clock as if someone ______ (a verb, past tense) a switch. The road to town turned into a ______ (an adjective) river with a ______ (an animal) floating past on a ______ (a thing that floats). My ______ (a relative) tried to drive through it in a ______ (a colour) ______ (a vehicle) and is now known as "______ (a silly nickname)" at the soda. Everything I own smells like ______ (something that smells). A frog has moved into the ______ (a room in a house) and sings every night, out of tune, about ______ (a plural noun). But by seven the next morning the sky is ______ (another adjective) and blue and the whole coast is the greenest thing you have ever seen, and I would not trade it for a hundred ______ (another plural noun). Green season, they call it. They are not wrong.

The real stories are better

45 minutes on video with someone who has actually bought the car, done the feria and survived October. Your questions, a written recap afterwards.

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